the double-edged sword of 'disease'
Topic: Newgen
i've come down with a bit of a cold, but luckily for me, the benefits of the Newgen syndrome have made my sickness all the more bearable. you see, Newgen directly affects every gene in a carriers body, so that when any sort of parasite or pest tries weaseling its way past the immune system, Newgen is there to assimilate it. incidentally, Newgen creates an immediate immunity to these diseases, which is consequently made permanent in the genetic code. over several generations, all the Newgen carriers will be immune to any common illness. double this effect with my superior knowledge of Newgen and other pathological topics, and i am essentially immune to disease.

however, in my time, some say that the Newgen syndrome is going to be the downfall of humanity. certainly, this is the first time anyone has heard of the 'disease' at all, so let me inform you well, because the changes are already taking place and will be fully noticeable within a half century.

i am by far the most affected, the most INfected of all Newgen 'victims'. this was made very clear to me from a young age while my father struggled with his genetic pathology experiments. humanity should have thanked the man, but they would have strung him up had i not taken precautions to protect his identity. after going off on my own, he had died mysteriously, just as my mother had. the key difference and the hint of outside involvment was the fact that my father had committed suicide with two shots to the side of his head. as any intelligent person knows, one shot is more than enough to kill a man, so how does the second shot go off so precisely? from a second shooter, of course.

anyhow, my father had shown to me that my condition was not one to worry about or to be ashamed of, but rather that i was in superior position. after my flight from my fathers obsessively-protective care and away from my government stalkers, the assertion that i was a new, superior type of human began to make even more sense. i had the center for disease control, the pentagon, and various other government agencies in search of me. one might think i had committed a heinous capitol offense to receive such attention, but i assure you that although i was far superior to other children my age, i was in no way a threat to mankind's survival. mankind was its own hindrance.

it is not common for a child of six years old to be so astute and able, but i guess those are just the the side effects of that 'catastrophic' disease known as Newgen.

some day, people will understand the reality of what's going on. some day, i will make all people see . . .

unbelievable, i tell you
Mood:  irritated
Topic: this site
for the sake of humanity, what the hell is wrong with this blog builder? i had to create a second blog altogether just in order for the edit feature to work.

it is now undeniable that i will ignore the tech support people when they reply to my embarassing email. for humanitys sake, i should have figured that i would inevitably figure it out myself.

it is situations like these that make me understand the value of silence.

alright, im done.